If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you have $49 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you have $33 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you have $0 today.
If you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, and recycled the aluminum cans for cash, you have $214 today
Based on this scenario, your best investment in these difficult times would appear to be the 401-Keg, which involves drinking heavily and recycling
In related news, recent studies have found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year, and drinks, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year
As a result, the average American gets about 41 miles to the gallon
Thanks to all who participated for doing your part in keeping America great!
So that's our problem. We don't drink much beer, and we buy it in glass bottles.
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